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Posted by Johannesson - February 7th, 2009


Boom headshot!!

Go check it out.


Posted by Johannesson - January 28th, 2009


..I'm so fuckin' sad, doods. My cat has been gone now for a long time, and i've already (almost) stopped thinking of my Cat. I only get reminded by myself sometimes. I'M GONE CRAZY, YO!!11.

Besides from those bad news :'(, i've downloaded 'Red Alert 2 Commando and Conquer". (illegaly)

Expect a screenshot soon of... Well.. Red Alert 2, or my Cat :(.


Posted by Johannesson - January 9th, 2009


Okay, seriously. Today i was checking Krinkels User (NG). And i was like "Ah, well. Let's see what the fans wrote this time."

And i read some shit comment and i ended up in a fucking weird comment:
(This was the actual comment he/she wrote)
I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.

Now isn't that just fucked up..?

(GO BACK ONE NEWSPOST OF MINE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN VOICE ACTING)


Posted by Johannesson - December 28th, 2008


Yes, i am gonna release a Madness tone. I've only completed the preloader, but who cares.

(Need voiceactors for 4 characters)

I need someone who is pretty handy with the emotional voiceacting like (WHAT?! You gotta be fucking KIDDING ME!) for an example. And i need someone who can scream in anger and shit.

(Name of the toon will not be revealed until the day after release).
Q: Uh.. Why?
A: Because someone can steal the name of the toon and make a spam version of it. And then i can't use the name anymore..

Just comment if you're interested:
Requirements:

Pretty good voiceactor
A microphone (or anything that can record sounds with) (NOT MOBILE!""!##"%"Q#)
And my Messenger: Togg525@hotmail.com

Add me and i will tell you everything with the roles, and lines.

BYE!!!

EDIT!! - More Voicelines will be in the movie. Some other dudes will speak too..

I need atleast 7 voiceactors. As usual, comment if you're interested. (I will not start animating until at least 3 are interested..

Madness Submission (Need voice actors)


Posted by Johannesson - December 24th, 2008


Merry Christmas everyone.

Christmas!!


Posted by Johannesson - December 19th, 2008


Yes, that's right. 5 freaking days, and i'm not even excited. (For the one's who thinks i'm counting wrong, in Sweden we celebrate Christmas the 24th).

For Christmas flash, i'm making a voice acted humor flash. (Not a billion seconds long). So yahh, wish meh luck.

See you all tehn (then).

Okay, 5 days until Christmas.


Posted by Johannesson - December 4th, 2008


Well, long time no update. So far i've been trying my NAS (Normal Animation Skills). And trying more Programming. And yeah..

Normal Animation Skills
Making dudes with full bodyparts. It's pretty hard to make, because you have to press f7 all time. So like, if anyone is comfortable with normal animation. I would like a guide please :P.

Gaming/Programming
Yeah, gaming is pretty nice to make. But hard. I'm thinking about making a RPG game, and i would like if someone could help me a bit. Any of these (Shadowing, designing, Test-Player. Judger. Programmer). Thank you.

Madness IX (9)
So far i've hold my patient. Somehow i haven't checked Krinkels newspost for a long time.. But yeah, when it's done. I hope you all enjoy it :D

New Madness project?
Yeah, i might make a Madness movie. Maybe with full body parts. Or just sprite orginal. The movie might take place in any movie i like (Real Movies). Or just simply normally.

Voting
Whenever i make that movie. I would like to see what results you would like me to do in the movie.

Tusenbröder (Swedish awesome series). Too the movie?
It's about 3 dudes. Who is in big need of cash. They just started a Paint-Factory. And have wasted all their money. The Factory maked in cash for a while. And suddenly they stopped making money. They plan to rob a bank and when they have robbed the bank. They plan to rob again, because they needed more money. One of them Denied. But afterall Accepted to rob it. After they have robbed again. They need even more cash.. And so on. One of them dies later, and both of them goes to jail. and blah blah.. After a while they escape. blah blah murderer..

SAW into my movie?
The JIGSAW murderer makes even more PainFul death-traps. In this movie, The blood will spill and...I want to play a game!

So yeah... BYE

EDIT-} I'm gonna make a movie for ChristMas called: Hide and Seek. It might be a movie, and it might be a game. So you just have to wait and see..

EDIT -} I made a new NewGrounds account, called "Sheepdawger". It will only contain a few flashes and Games.

About time to make a NewsPost... LOL


Posted by Johannesson - November 13th, 2008


My animations are uh... Idunno, i haven't animated that much latetly. Mostly because i got a new mic, so liek. I'm playing around with it!!#"¤#..

I might make a game and so, in a while..
Oh also, can anyone help me with voiceacting in flash. I need some damn help :D!..

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byE!1

Yesh..


Posted by Johannesson - October 31st, 2008


So here you got one.. And about "AJ3", i've been with my buddies all weekend so like... No animation on that time.. So no AJ3........... Yeh....... Well....... Much CS... yeh...........................Bye!


Posted by Johannesson - October 10th, 2008


Is in progress.. It will be an Hallowe'en episode with awesomeness, explosions, awp's, zombies, infection, weapons, kill sounds, And amazing movie!!!!!!!! :DDDDD:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:::D